Pseudo-fag

A man who acts too gay to actually be gay.(There is gay, and there is Hollywood gay). He pretends to be gay so he can touch attractive women without them getting angry. Usually too ugly to get women by conventional means, and very affectionate around women.

A pseudo-fag copped a feel on my girlfriend.

by DC December 7, 2003

Pseudo-Blumpkin

The action of urinating whilst receiving a rim job (having anus orally stimulated).

Give the man a pseudo-blumpkin

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 23, 2009

pseudo gay

although the word "pseudo" before any other words means "self proclaimed", a pseudo gay is more something like a straight guy acting in a way that reminds homosexual attitudes, always bitching around about the fact that he is not gay.
he hangs out at gay nights but only if there are chicks whom he can show his pseudo gay attitude to.
a pseudo gay is usually a poser.
sometimes a pseudo gay can be a rah or a rah wannabe. (pseudo rah)

dude, stop acting like such a pseudo gay or you'll end up getting hammered by one of these machos.

by hyden alabaster April 6, 2009

Pseudo-turkey

The act of turkey slapping someone whilst they are seated on the toilet.

Hurry up Kenny. I need to use the loo. Don't make me come in there and give you a pseudo-turkey.

by Tiffany's Toyboy September 29, 2009

pseudo-missionary

Someone who is ALWAYS trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.

Atheist guy: Let's start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
Christian guy: Alright. I'm a Christian. You?
Atheist guy: Cool, I'm an atheist.
Christian guy: That's cool, ma---
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, ATHEIST GUY! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! GOD IS YOUR ONLY SAVIOUR. THOU SHALT LET JESUS INTO THINE HEART. REPENT! REPENT!
Christian guy: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it's alright. Atheist guy can believe what he wa--
Pseudo-missionary: THE DEVIL IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM. HIS SOUL IS IMPURE. GRAAAAGH.
Atheist guy: That doesn't make any sense.
Christian guy: Dude, calm down.
Pseudo-missionary: YOU'RE GOING TO HEEEEEEEEELL! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!
Atheist guy & Christian guy: *shrug*

by bkdfl;skg;fsdlgksd March 31, 2010

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

pseudo-coder

Pseudo-coder is an person who does not know how to write code. they just copy and paste and guess how a application need to work.

Paul cant code at all he's a Pseudo-coder

by mzaragoza October 10, 2014