Pregnant AF

Alternatively 'Pregnant APh' (the Ph gettoises the idiom & adds an extra punch - see 'Phat as Phuc')

Adjective

1. Full, loaded, or overflowing with meaning and/or innuendo.

2. Literal: very pregnant

ORIGIN:
Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' c.1599-1602 Act 2 Scene 2, Polonius' aside as Hamlet dons his "antic disposition", pretending to be mad to throw Claudius off the scent of his revenge & generally cause havoc: "How *pregnant* sometimes his replies are - a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not be so prosperously delivered of."

Dude, she likes you; her emojis in those texts to you are Pregnant AF. In Japanese haiku, each word is Pregnant AF. When she bloats up from abusing junk food, she looks Pregnant AF.

by June 01, 2017

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.

"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".

by Yidos June 19, 2019

pregnant party

When 10 guys fuck 1 girl at the same time. 9 months later they do a test to see which guy is the baby's father.

"I was born from a pregnant party, Maisy is Mom and Aboderu is Dad."

by Nailuj February 21, 2018

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022

2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 03, 2021

pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.

Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"

by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010

Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.

Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."

by Trashydike October 12, 2011