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poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart
Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night
by back of my hand September 17, 2009
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Popstar

Bitches callin' my phone like I'm locked up, nonstop
From the plane to the fuckin' helicopter, yeah
Cops pullin' up like I'm givin' drugs out, nah, nah
I'm a popstar, not a doctor
Bitches callin' my phone like I'm locked up, nonstop
From the plane to the fuckin' helicopter, yeah
Cops pullin' up like I'm givin' drugs out, nah, nah
I'm a popstar, not a doctor
Ayy, shawty with the long text, I don't talk, ayy
Shawty with the long legs, she don't walk, ayy
Yeah, last year, I kept it on the tuck, ayy
2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah
I want a long life, a legendary one (yeah)
I want a quick death (yeah), and a easy one (yeah)
I want a pretty girl (yeah), and a honest one (yeah)
I want this drink (yeah), and…
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Bitches callin' my phone like I'm locked up, nonstop
From the plane to the fuckin' helicopter, yeah
Cops pullin' up like I'm givin' drugs out, nah, nah
I'm a popstar, not a doctor
Bitches callin' my phone like I'm locked up, nonstop
From the plane to the fuckin' helicopter, yeah
Cops pullin' up like I'm givin' drugs out, nah, nah
I'm a popstar, not a doctor
Ayy, shawty with the long text, I don't talk, ayy
Shawty with the long legs, she don't walk, ayy
Yeah, last year, I kept it on the tuck, ayy
2020, I came to fuck it up, yeah
I want a long life, a legendary one (yeah)
I want a quick death (yeah), and a easy one (yeah)
I want a pretty girl (yeah), and a honest one (yeah)
I want this drink (yeah), and…
by mememan42517041278714902767 November 24, 2020
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Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade
Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"
by Skibby November 13, 2003
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poptarted

to make someone fall drop dead in love with you
Ryan poptarted Christine with his pimp cooter talk
by xine October 7, 2005
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Latino Poptart

the act in which you fuck a girl in the ass, and then shove your shit-covered penis in their vagina.
shit on dick + a girl's pussy= latino poptart
by ETompk September 27, 2009
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poptart

A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.
That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.
by Monseiur Valentine December 28, 2005
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Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...
by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008
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