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Politicians

These people are a disgrace to all of humanity, they are the world’s biggest scumbags. They make up a bunch of promises in front of many people while running for office, and toss all of those promises out a window once they successful get elected. They make up more lies than a car dealer salesman. They waste more taxpayer money than people who borrow money for a college tuition or buy a cup of Starbucks coffee. They don't care about the people, they only want to get elected for self-interest or work for interest groups. They are dumber than young children who use the internet. If they each had a nose like Pinocchio, their noses would be longer than the milky way galaxy. Many of their polices have resulted in great economic harm, mass inequality, and the deaths of many people. It doesn't matter who you vote for, which political party they are part of, which country they supposedly represent, they are all nothing but a bunch of liars and crooks.
Politicians are literally the worst people to ever exist.
by HiThere383329 March 4, 2022
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Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.
You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag
by Qualdo October 31, 2010
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brokeback politician

Used to describe politicians of any party who use the phrase 'washington is broke' in order to get elected. Derogatory term.
Only a brokeback politician would stoop to that level.
by soso50 October 13, 2010
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Politicians

If you're a politician, you're either one of the following:
- An idiot. Idiots have no idea how a country works and pretend America is one big reality TV show.
- A liar. Liars promise a perfect world where everyone is happy, and a future that is impossible to live up to.
- Or a piece of shit. POS don't care about anything but money or publicity. They only work for a specific group of people and run the country into shit when they get office.

While most of these qualities are attributed to Republican politicians, Democrats are equally as shitty.
Most people in America don't get involved with politics because politicians running it screws them over one way or another.
by TheBagelPeople October 16, 2020
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Politician

The politician has been arrested for embezzling construction money for low income housing.
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Politician Poop

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
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COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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