Rando Policy

The policy defining whether a random date/hookup (not a consistent partner) is allowed to be brought to an event comprising of long-term friends or family.

Yo! Ed's asking what's the rando policy for Feather's bday party? Dude's an acquired taste, his last rando was a trainwreck!

by narwaaaaaal March 5, 2024

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday

33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020

Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

Driscoll's Policy

A well known policy used by PadTheLad of Schull to get blonde first years into his bed.
Most commonly used in Angel Lane.

I heard driscoll's policy was in full swing last night.

by ElmWarrior69 November 2, 2023

The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

by Cthun October 30, 2018

transitional governmental policy

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022

expansionary monetary policy

Getting more money all the time. Continuous money supply because you're ballin'.

As I was selling crack I was experiencing an expansionary monetary policy.

by Micah Bray January 4, 2008