Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday

33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020

Border-blind policies

ethical standards a company holds for anyone in a company, regardless of their location.

The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.

by Laurie Means Business January 26, 2014

The ageless policy

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.

that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy

by woulja blowme September 15, 2004

The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.

Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy

by Cthun October 30, 2018

White policy

A policy that serves as a general prohibition of nudity. Named after Justice White does not include erotic dance or tom foolery such as men pretending with cannons, rockets, or animals.
Not to be confused with Australian immigration discrimination laws.

I think there's a "white policy" in effect, cover that up or use some whiteout.

by WGstyles December 10, 2024

Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade

I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .

by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020