The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.
Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS
by Pimpskater July 6, 2007
Get the PMSmug. The seemingly supernatural phenomenon which occurs monthly (like the full moon), in which women are possessed by an angry spirit that seeks to make men's lives a mystery. This can refer to premenstrual stress, post menstrual stress, or just present menstrual stress.
"Better watch out, she's PMSing!"
"Wasn't her period last week though?"
"It's post menstrual stress."
"Wasn't her period last week though?"
"It's post menstrual stress."
by RJ:) March 20, 2010
Get the PMSmug. by Sakura_RPG November 15, 2004
Get the PMSmug. PMS stands for Post Mevec Syndrome. It is a phase when you think you don't have to shower or be generally cleanly also known as puberty. Usually happens between fifth and eighth grade, MAY LAST ENTIRE LIFE. Symptoms are not bathing daily, refusing to wear deo for you B.O, looking grimey, acting like a spaz, freak, sketchball, or complete and utter weirdo
Girl 1: Eww that girl has really greasy hair
Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase
Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her!
Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase
Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her!
by roykill1991 May 16, 2010
Get the PMSmug. by wank December 28, 2005
Get the PMSmug. by batmahn May 17, 2010
Get the PMSmug. Pissy Male Syndrome is an epidemic. It's sweeping this nation and soon, the world. It's your guy's "time of the month". He gets pissy and short with you during 1 week of the month. It's becoming more and more common, so beware: there is no cure or treatment!
by GodandJesus November 14, 2010
Get the PMSmug.