jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 March 26, 2018

Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.

1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's

by arui March 19, 2009

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

Ass Picker

Someone who acknowledges all of their friends are on and refuses to get on. Also someone who says they're going to get on and never does.

Ethan wont get on because he's too busy picking his ass. Ethan is such an ass picker.

by hotelxx May 23, 2022

Banana Picker

A derogatory name for a Guatemalan, especially one of Native Descent

You damn Banana Picker! All you do is laze around and pick Bananas!

by Intellectual42069 July 08, 2022

cheese picker

somebody who picks smagma from their penis while you're talking to them.

stop being such a cheese picker

by Prostate Exam October 02, 2014

peanut picker

The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about

“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT

by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022