The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
by Dirty mike and the seamen August 17, 2022

by Prostate Exam October 2, 2014

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*
Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?
Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.
Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!
Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?
Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.
Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!
by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

by Intellectual42069 July 7, 2022

by R0B3R70 October 14, 2015

a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"
by Destati October 16, 2012

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair
by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018
