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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
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Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.
“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.
by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025
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peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021
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Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.
Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.
by Karz31 September 23, 2020
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Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master
by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024
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peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach
I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off
by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022
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