Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

peruvian scissorhand

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach

I was doing the peruvian scissorhand with Emma and I fucked up and cut my cock off

by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022

Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.

I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master

by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024

Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.

Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.

by Karz31 September 23, 2020

Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.

Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack

by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021