by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017
Get the Peruvian Touchscreenmug. Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
Get the Peruvian Flutemug. When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
Get the Peruvian Hot Pocketmug. When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama
by Yessir,yessir July 23, 2019
Get the Peruvian bubbleshakemug. Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
Get the Peruvian Coffeemug. Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011
Get the Peruvian Laxativemug. When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.
by badpiggiez October 21, 2025
Get the Peruvian Handshakemug.