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pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.
"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."
by stain45 January 19, 2018
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quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O
by askbbj July 17, 2016
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non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.
He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020
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Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean
Augh you have a bean peen
by anonymous December 4, 2019
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Microscopic Peen

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen
by fucboi27 August 4, 2019
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peen slayer

that bitch is such a peen slayer
by Peenslayer September 15, 2018
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peen smoker

Type of girl who’s insane of sucking thy dick
My girl is a peen smoker for real dawg
by Password1! November 29, 2019
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