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pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.
"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."
by stain45 January 19, 2018
mugGet the pending peenmug.

Zoe Peen

When somebody is ready to recieve the peen, usually from zoe, after getting a lil to big for what they can handle.
Jack did you see what happened to that shen.
What?
They got the peen....the zoe peen

My peen is the size of my peen.
Nah bro i might have to blast rope after that.
by Zoe Peen December 17, 2018
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non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.
He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!
by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020
mugGet the non-peenmug.

quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.
Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O
by askbbj July 17, 2016
mugGet the quant peenmug.

Microscopic Peen

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen
by fucboi27 August 4, 2019
mugGet the Microscopic Peenmug.

peen scene

peen - short for penis
A general view of the males in a designated area; a phrase often used in wonder of how hot the guys in the area are.

ex: at the mall, in a bar, at a party.
Janastasia: eyo what's the peen scene in town look like?

Katinka: eh it's better than yesterday, more of the douch-ey looking peen that you like more than the hipster-y peen i like

Janastasia: cool i'm getting into a cab now see you soon

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Rhiannon: the peen scene here isn't lookin too big

Jamie: you're right but let's stay here and get drinks anyways so we don't get hit on for awhile, especially by those bald guys with the liver spots.

Rhiannon: aight.
by ScarletSkyeMelody August 3, 2011
mugGet the peen scenemug.

monkey peen

When someone has a small penis like a monkey.
She was laughing at Tom and his monkey peen
by Smiles at the bay November 7, 2020
mugGet the monkey peenmug.

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