peen top

The top of a man's penis, visible when his pants or underwear are pulled down too far.

You could totally see Brad's peen top when Joe tried to shank him.

by Redesigner February 21, 2009

Peen Off

A saying for when u really want someone to hop off of your peen

“Bri you need to peen off, I’m not going to give you the spongebob”

by ThePillCosby September 14, 2018

peen slayer

A person that hard core slays penis

“ that bitch is such a peen slayer”

by Peenslayer September 15, 2018

Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by anonymous December 4, 2019

peen scene

peen - short for penis
A general view of the males in a designated area; a phrase often used in wonder of how hot the guys in the area are.

ex: at the mall, in a bar, at a party.

Janastasia: eyo what's the peen scene in town look like?

Katinka: eh it's better than yesterday, more of the douch-ey looking peen that you like more than the hipster-y peen i like

Janastasia: cool i'm getting into a cab now see you soon

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Rhiannon: the peen scene here isn't lookin too big

Jamie: you're right but let's stay here and get drinks anyways so we don't get hit on for awhile, especially by those bald guys with the liver spots.

Rhiannon: aight.

by ScarletSkyeMelody August 3, 2011

Paranormal Peen

The vessel for the Semen Seance.

Bro prep the Paranormal Peen for the Semen Seance.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

quant peen

A reflection of your quantitative abilities. Instead of asking if you lift, people may ask you if you quant the shit out of something. Signs of having a massive quant peen include going to MIT or really liking stats or machine learning or just being a nerd.

Joey Z has a fucking HUUUUGE quant peen. Did you _see_ him solve that math problem in less than 1 sec?!?! :O

by askbbj July 17, 2016