So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
Get the hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.mug. After the club we went to her place she got naked and that's when I saw them ....panty pebbles hundreds of them in her panties
by anonymous June 2, 2024
Get the Panty pebblemug. 
by et string September 10, 2023
Get the Pebblemug. by depression+porn=happiness October 4, 2018
Get the Pebbledmug. You think she is airy fairy, but Krystal-pebbles is NOT what you expect. North London’s finest, she’s the kind of girl who would own a Dixie’s franchise (vegan of course). She’s got great rhythm - that girl knows how to move! She’s your biggest encourager and she loves the Lord. She’s fearless and she’ll always pray for you.
by Dr.S.PHD.MA.BSC December 3, 2022
Get the krystal-pebblesmug. 