So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.
hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009

by ITZ_JAKE October 7, 2020

When I was very little I used to say pebbled
Because I knew people that smoked marijuana and it went around and now it’s actually a thing so yeh...
Because I knew people that smoked marijuana and it went around and now it’s actually a thing so yeh...
by Elz1 July 5, 2020

by pussy slayer 42069 November 1, 2020

(adj.)
1. a task that is surprisingly easy to complete
2. the opposite of moving a boulder or a climbing a mountain
3. not a big deal, nothing to worry about
4. you're welcome
(n.)
1. an easy task
1. a task that is surprisingly easy to complete
2. the opposite of moving a boulder or a climbing a mountain
3. not a big deal, nothing to worry about
4. you're welcome
(n.)
1. an easy task
Making money was always pebbles for the rich kids.
Quarantine with my parents was not pebbles.
God gives pebbles to his weakest warriors.
Person 1: Thanks for helping me move all this furniture
Person 2: It's pebbles
Person 1: I'm so sorry I lost your headphones
Person 2: It's pebbles
Quarantine with my parents was not pebbles.
God gives pebbles to his weakest warriors.
Person 1: Thanks for helping me move all this furniture
Person 2: It's pebbles
Person 1: I'm so sorry I lost your headphones
Person 2: It's pebbles
by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Yo bro how are things with Judy going
She put a restraining order on me after I spilled some “Fruity pebbles on her chest”
I’m dating your mom
She put a restraining order on me after I spilled some “Fruity pebbles on her chest”
I’m dating your mom
by Jaquarious March 18, 2022
