hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 09, 2009

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A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

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pebble head

Forum moderator who is overly sensitive to made up words from children's cartoons.

I can't believe the mod banned that word. What a pebble head.

by Babycakes1173 November 19, 2022

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Pebble-ist

Someone who uses pharmacy and barrowed time over diversion.

Person #1 : I think I'll use diversion in my build

Person #2 : That is a waste of a perk pebbles are useless, use barrowed time.

Person #1 : Don't be a pebble-ist

by BigBootieBear November 04, 2019

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