Michelle Bird is pathetic.
by Michelle Bird August 17, 2022
Get the Patheticmug. When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.
Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
by FrancisP March 11, 2020
Get the Pathetic AFmug. A girl that gets treated like shit in a relationship usually where the girl gets cheated on with her sister. But the girl does nothing about it
by fsffa September 11, 2016
Get the Patheticmug. 
It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
Get the Pathetic Loss Syndromemug. arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness, or miserably inadequate.
A perfect example would be You
A perfect example would be You
by FuckinFurry January 28, 2019
Get the Patheticmug. What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
Get the Pathetic Radarmug.