critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.

I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.

by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016

Path

When you get deep in a line of dope songs through YouTubes "Up Next" feature and all the songs are unreal. A path of dope songs.

"Man I am on such a path right now."
"I took such a path in youtube."

by tytytylerlerler March 24, 2017

Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

the path

The long but short walk in between buildings at Pennsbury High School. Also the place where the best prom in America holds its parades.

Ugh it’s raining today... the path won’t be fun.

by -falcon April 11, 2019

Cycle Path

Extremely dangerous person they are very evil and abuse people. waste weekends and tells both of us to do things so we 2 get mad at eachother and then he rage baites the person losing the argument.

Lukas: he told me to kill you in rust and then ragebaits you to make you extra mad (so we get more angry at eachother) and then really quickly becomes normal. Then we 2 argue. and then he rage baits the other person again idk how tf you don't realize that. I also don't get why he is doing it... he was acctually chill few months ago.

Cycle path: wow
Lukas: I just now noticed the pattern.

by gog111 November 23, 2025

bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway

I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.

by Ddju October 7, 2020

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009