Reece the Owner

Nothing but class.

I wanted to impress my girl, so I put on my best Reece The Owner impression.

by THE JOKER September 5, 2013

andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.

person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only

by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022

Racehorse owner

A Racehorse owner is a person fuels the Racing industry a person that supports trainers and jockeys and abides by all the rules written by those who don’t own horses and would never put money into the gorgeous animal . An owner is the last person to know truthfully of his horses ability an owner of a competitive horse is also known as a lucky owner . A statistic of around 1 or 2% of owners . An owner or an average racehorse has the same experience as the lucky owner until the horse races . Then on most occasions the trainer enhances the truth just to charge fees and milk the owner to pay for his lavish non working life style . Sometimes even by selling him and his friends shares of another horse that is no good on the track . These horses are known as stable fillers . The trainer is known as a crook and often word spreads of their track record . Trainers with more horses but not necessarily more winners is a big stable with a poor strike rate .

Racehorse owner I’d someone that pays all the money and takes all the risk , the trainer gets the glory and the jockey won the race

by Victorian owner September 3, 2022

gun super owner

Someone who owns eight or more guns (seventeen on average) and is also a member of the three percent of Americans who own over fifty percent of all guns in the US.

Man, did you hear about Randy? He really went off the reservation. I heard he moved to Texas and became a gun super owner.

by Ron2988 March 17, 2018

Wrx owner

A literal god. Sometimes is a bit gay but other then that wrx owners are huge sigmas with great lives. Best awd drive system. A blown up wrx is better then any bmw.

Wow that Wrx owner is the alpha.

by wrxowner January 14, 2025

Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.

Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"

by ICECHART September 8, 2012

group owner

When someone owns a group chat and kicks whoever disagrees with them in the slightest

Mark (on the chat): Maybe we don't go fishing tomorrow?
(Gets removed)
Mark: Ok group owner

by allahmannumber7 December 21, 2019