The Otter Empire

An Empire of a variety otter but mainly River Otters, there army is composed of the Navy,(Sea Otters)The Air force(Gliding Otters TM all rights reserved)The Military(The River Otters as the tanks, and the smaller otters as the army men) There favorite food is seafood and sushi. There favorite drink is wayl!fe chocolate milk. There empire stretches over 500 rivers, a quarter of the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean, and half of the Indian Ocean. Allies are the Harold Army TOP SECRET FILE: CLASSIFIED. Secret Weapons = A variety of nuclear missiles, Tanks made of titanium, and flamethrowers.

The Otter Empire took over my river today.
The Otter Empire destroyed a my submarine 2 weeks ago.

by The Harold Army April 18, 2019

Otter's nostril

A woman's vagina

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.

by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010

Otter way

A joke people use when they see otters rise from the sea and cross the street.

Steve: Look at that otter he is going the otter way other the street
Joe: You otter be proud of yourself

by editing stuff November 6, 2020

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021

ottish otter

A expert frisbee thrower who usually hits autistic people in the head because he/she is an idiota

Hey you idiota why u hit my child in the head , ottish otter!

by Big boy kris January 11, 2018

baby otter

when u lay on your back with your head hanging off the bed and get throat fucked

my girl loves when i baby otter her throat

by Rusty Dong May 15, 2023

otter king

An otter is a man who is hairy all over his body but has a smaller figure than bear. The hottest of all otters is the otter King.

Jake is clearly the otter King, have you seen how perfect his hairy body looks recently

by Kenzettles May 3, 2016