Ostrich

A:Someone who is not fly at all

B:Someone who doesn't smoke weed. Seeing how Ostriches can't fly, they never get high chu feel?

"I'm a big baller who's real fly, and your just an ostrich breh..."

"I aint gonna date no ostrich bish chu feels?"

by Takeanapimok February 21, 2010

Ostrich

Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory

Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.

by Lex Rough February 7, 2006

swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

Ostrich-ing

Ostrich-ing: To stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.

Yo, I was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.

by The female Hugh Hefner November 2, 2011

ostriching

verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 16, 2010

Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

by Molson XXX May 14, 2007

Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 9, 2014