Options

Used to describe a single piece of meat or chicken, cooked to different temperatures.

Man this steak is well-done on one side and medium on the other. I got screwed.

Nah fam, you got options

by Tomtomtom76 June 4, 2022

Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.

Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?

by John Juices February 13, 2022

Option Three

"Option Three" is the option to overthrow the government through armed revolution.

Popularized by the Twitter Hashtag #OptionThree created after the January 6, 2021 occupation of the U.S. Capitol building.

When the government executes an unarmed woman in the Capitol, the only choice left is Option Three.

by Janus of Rome January 11, 2021

optionment

An optionment is an optional assignment.

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.

by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows

keyboard (look down to see this)

(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard

im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024