get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

go stick your head in a hornet's nest

A less vulgar way to say "fuck off". I personally coined the phrase and used it once or twice on some motormouth who rubbed me the wrong way. Hornets are mean, six-legged bastards, even meaner than their cousins: the wasps.

Shemp: You couldn't let me do it. You had to gum up the works.

Larry: Ah, go stick your head in a hornet's nest.

by Stupidly Sophisticated September 16, 2020

Coming For Your Head

When someone says out of line, irrational, or simply makes a joke.

Im coming for your head boy.

by LAB7809 April 20, 2018

nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth

Last night i put my nuts on your head.

by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017

Head your move

To have total control over your next move.

You can't keep asking others to show you the way, you need to head your move.

by ronni89 March 2, 2017