Rent a crowd

A pseudonym term devoid of any meaning whatsoever. Used by the corporate media, politicians and those who blindly believe them, to dismiss any real opposition off-hand.

Don't worry about that misinformed rent a crowd, everything is going to be fine.

by Shenaniganz August 19, 2015

crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

by spook85 October 10, 2006

Crowd Pleaser

Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.

Soldier 1: What's that bomber packin, B-53s?

Soldier 2: Nah, B-90 Bettys.

Soldier 3: Ooo, crowd pleasers.

by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 09, 2006

crowd-sourced

A method popularly used by non-profit organizations to win free contracts for services through advertised competitions. Used most often to gain free website design services from young unemployed professionals. (i.e. crowdsourcing, crowd-sourcing, crowd-sourced)

"Wow, man looks like you got crowd-sourced out of a paying gig again. Sucks..."

by Redqwerq August 26, 2009

Crowded Elevator

A Crowded Elevator is when two or more guys finger the same girl.

Bro, we totally just gave that girl a Crowded Elevator. Her pussy was so loose.

by CrazyDriver734 August 12, 2016

random crowd

The group who tries to tap into a larger underground culture but can't quite pull it off, and, as a result, uses the word 'random' to approximate their vague sense of an overarching postmodern aesthetic. Usually fans of Garden State, Family Guy, and Ipods.

1: Hey, look at the guy with that ultra-tight Arcade Fire tee-shirt, Jetta, and Shins bumper sticker. I bet he belongs to the random crowd.

2: I love that movie Edward Scissorhands, it's so random!

by Jonathan H. and Aaron H. September 12, 2005