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Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.
"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."
by thesicks November 24, 2016
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marijuana vacation

Traveling to another state where one can legally purchase retail marijuana (Like Colorado).
I've got a 3 day weekend so let's have a marijuana vacation in Colorado!
by MaxwellsDemon January 1, 2014
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artificial vacation

When you work a shitty minimal wage job and want a week off, but cant request a week off legitimately, so you string together a series of days off by combining all of the favors people owe you to cover your shift multiple days in a row whilst also using as many "sick" days are allowed without getting fired in order to create yourself an artificial vacation.
Work has me hella stressed so i need the week off, so i made myself an artificial vacation by asking all of my co-workers who owe me favors to cover my shifts for me the next few days.
by Don't work at starbucks October 2, 2018
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HOSPITAL VACATION

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
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Girl Vacation

When your woman goes on a trip with the girls and has lesbian sex.
by Stella September 24, 2002
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Vacation Rush

the day and night (or two days and nights) before a family leaves for a generally long vacation (week to month)

The 'vacation rush' usually inclues parents in nasty or angry moods and sometimes even includes yelling, while the kids run around trying to get their bags packed

Some other symptoms could also include lack of clothing detergant... (Thus, the rushing to the store to buy detergant)
"I was rushing to get my bags packed, something I should've done way earlier than the night before the vacation."

"I was packing my bag when I realised that my favorite outfit still needed to get washed."

"Everyone in my family but me was stuck in the vacation rush-- I was smart enough to pack three days ago."
by dancingkitsune June 11, 2006
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vacations to go

1. A place of employement so soul sucking, that you feel a piece of you dying every time you go to work. Also, a place so cheap that despite cramming 900 people into office space designed for 200, they cannot even spring for two ply toilet paper in the 4 restrooms you all share.

2. An employer who has developed a constant new hire system whereas employee turnover is encouraged and the quality of employee grows ever more deginerate.

3. A company so poorly rated by current and former employees that they require managers and executives to post fake glorious reviews on message boards and web sites.
1. The judge said I'd have to go to vacations to go for violating my parole.

2. I have an interview for a job tomorrow. I read online it's great but am sure it's vacation to go'd, but I need the job.

3. Did you see on the news that factory in India got closed down for vacation to go'ing? A real sweatshop.

3. Sitting through that movie was like going into the 9th circle of vacations to go.
by Callcenterking February 24, 2017
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