Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.
Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?
by jusskeepinitreal December 10, 2010
Small town stuck up girls that think they are the shit since they are from cape cod- but reality check most ppl from places that actually are happening don't even know what cape cod is
cape girl says "i don't want to cross the bridge because there might actually be something to do over it and some ppl who aren't exactly like me and white"
by Liz A May 15, 2005
by eddie ringer April 23, 2005
Beautiful beaches and scenic road ways, bit inhabited by old people who are waiting to die, and junkies who are trying to die.
Bring your kids!
Bring your kids!
by Suprise lobotomy May 29, 2018
by Sqkuid Ward September 02, 2008
Cape girls are girls who think they are better than every other girl in MA, and every other girl in the world. Little do they know, they are sadly mistaken. They are snotty, selfish girls who are only concerned about being thin and their tans. Guys see right through them. They are the most horrific group of girls you will ever encounter, so beware. All other girls in the world think they are pathetic, and the joke is really on them. Keep bleaching the hair ladies, the joke is on you!
by Sarah S May 03, 2005
Fat, very loud, shrill voices. Smokes way too much pot to pass high school. Usually quite fat, loves to party on the beach and let it all (mainly her gut) hang out. Can drink about 6 beers before she can't stand anymore and has sex with a wigger whose pants can fit easily 5 to 6 more people in them. Fat.
Damn man, look at that fat slut over there. Just because she's blonde and fake tanned doesn't mean she's hot - typical cape girl.
by CapeGuy January 29, 2006