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A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.
"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote
by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004
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Old Man Jenkins

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Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!
by mpdude8 October 31, 2008
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Old man's boner

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A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner
holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!
by bo-sama January 9, 2004
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Old man's back

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When your back hurt so much that you can't function properly anymore.

Therefore making you an old man.
Man, this PE class gave me the old man's back!
by PeterTheGreen February 28, 2017
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Old Man O'Driscoll

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A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.
eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...
by Rev.Green September 21, 2020
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old man twat

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Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.
"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"
by gluesniffer December 22, 2004
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