Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017

tinder offender

Download, delete, repeat!
A Kimberly Gardner of person.

Omg she’s such a tinder offender and to think nobody knew she was a whore!

by DaVinci NotreDame April 5, 2022

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.

That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Repeat offender

When you reencouter a one night stand and it happens all over again

Aquirrijg minds want to know out of all your one night stands have you ever had repeat offender

by hello california August 28, 2021

Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 28, 2017

desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025