Nub

A general idiot who seldom acts their age, often said to be cute due to their lack of intelligence and/or maturity. A childish person who can be found obsessing over dumb games and generally living in an oblivious state, but is so lovable that their flaws are easily overlooked

Person 1: "did you see that grown man playing super Mario bros for hours on end?"
Person 2: "yeah he was such a nub, he should get a life"

by Rubberduckie August 6, 2014

Nub

The crux of a woman's dripping passage.

'Lady, that is one spectacular nub you have there'
'To nub-finity and beyond!'

'Nub Hard 3, nub hard with a vengeance'
'Nub wars- Revenge of the nub'

by GodoeJones October 28, 2013

nub

a half cut off finger

yo man I like da nub! Wut Happened?
I cut off my finger fixing my car and i was left with da nub.

by Mike February 9, 2004

nubbing

When an individual is fingered by another who has had the top half of their fingers amputated.

Andrew enjoyed watching Ezra nubbing himself.

by Samwize the lame May 13, 2005

nub

the nipple on a man pluaral is nubs

Id love to suck your nubs Josh

by movieman April 14, 2006

nub

A nub is a cross between a noob and a nob. If you suck at a game or you are extremely irritating you will be classed as a nub. A very insulting word in the eyes of a gamer.

God dam nub... hisa spelling is so bad!Is he actually retarded or is trying to type with his face?!

by Ultimitsu January 11, 2005

Nub

One who sucks at the particular subject at hand, even more than a noob.

Teacher: What started World War One?
Student: The Well of Eternity exploding, creating the Maelstrom!1!1!11!
Teacher: Wrong, nub!

Nerd: Do you want to play Halo 2 at my house tonight?
Hot Girl: Ew, no, go away you nub!

by Rhonyn April 15, 2006