get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.
"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020
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Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !
I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now
by Don't be plaued January 06, 2022
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When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.
I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022
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my face: 🪑

It’s a common comment found on tiktok that people comment when someone has a big ass. They are saying that the persons ass is big and they want them to sit on their face.
*video of someone with a big ass*
comment: my face: 🪑
by r@nd0mus3r January 30, 2024
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a/c on my face

When you put yo face in a pile o cocaine Scarface style
Man, I just had some killer a/c on my face.
by scarfaceoohhaha September 05, 2019
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My morning face

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...
by I'm honest I swear April 04, 2015
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