Hoggins Contest

When a group a guys have a contest to see who can bang the biggest chick of the night.

Dude im fuckered up lets have a hoggins contest.

by Scrilla757 September 8, 2011

Scupper Contest

A betting pool to determine which sailor can bring the ugliest woman back to the ship to be judged by the Officer of the Day (OOD).

Hey, we're having a Scupper Contest tonight. A dollar per man.

by Mackinaw83 February 26, 2017

Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021

Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.

Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.

by Bush2865 April 1, 2017

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

by Curry john stone September 12, 2024