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Naughty Neti

Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.
"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."

"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."
by piznipy May 14, 2019
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Ms. Neice

Black and white. Likes to boogie oogie woogie. Funny. Dark humor. Good teacher! Discoooooooo
Ms. Neice is the best teacher
by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023
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Netipot

A synonym to douchebag, because in practical terms the "netipot" is a irrigation device to cleanse a mucous filled orifice, very much like a douche, but since very few women douche anymore, it seems more appropriate to use this particular device as a synonym for asshole, dickweed, jerk, pompous loud and obnoxious human.
Look at him, he's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and is covered in fake tan. Fucking Netipot.
by Rude and Rudy July 6, 2011
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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Netcom solutions

An attempt to fix something in a MacGyver Like fashion, but ends up just being a load of crap.
Nasa used netcom solutions on the space shuttle foam, as a result it still fell off.
by MacGyver2006 September 5, 2008
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nethical

1. n Norwegian term for a popsicle

2. adj Cold like a nethical popsicle. Mean.
1. That nethical tasted really good.

2. Marsha was unhappy because Georgy was being so nethical.
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Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.
Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.
by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017
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