A person that always thinks he is right and changes peoples words into helping them. Keeps anything, finds an exuse for anything that he does. sometimes a real bitch.
by 7876567898765678 February 24, 2022

He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.
by Mylesbutbetter May 1, 2024

by NotATakenUsername May 12, 2022

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014

by domandjimbow July 5, 2023
