Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023

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meth muppet

A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...

''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...

by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014

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Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.

"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."

by freelancerfive March 28, 2015

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(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...

Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!

by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019

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