|verb|
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.
**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.
**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)
Dude 1: hey what's up man?
Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.
Dude 1: What?
(muffin is served)
Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!
Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.
Dude 1: What?
(muffin is served)
Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!
by This line is blank July 26, 2009
a, or pertaining to, an enormous yet perfectly shaped butt,
a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk
a beautiful ass, a badonkadonk, somethin you can set your mug on, requires the use of apple bottom jeans, high quality ass, junk in the trunk
Damn yo, check out the muffin on that girl!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
by Butt Master12 November 28, 2009
A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.
Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!
by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010
by _ur_other_bi_friend_ March 17, 2019
1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.
3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.
1. I LIKE MUFFINS.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!
3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.
by Almight God of Muffins January 19, 2009
The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker
by Robloxian penis October 02, 2019
(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins
by Your Favorite Villain April 09, 2018