Rave muck

That mystery muck that you find caked on your pants and shoes after a good rave. Typically a dark red color.
Look at my fucking shoes! I saw Steve Aoki last night and my brand new Nikes are covered in rave muck!
by Xkrowcitats September 06, 2010
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Muck Rock

i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck
Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.
by ALIVE ALIVE August 14, 2022
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muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area
Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
by Funky Wilkerbean January 05, 2017
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Spud Muck

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.

Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".
by Zenyk January 29, 2015
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muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.
Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.
by Lumberjack192 January 10, 2014
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Mucking box

To slay with your tongue,

To eat pussy
Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick
by Bootiga September 07, 2022
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muck fissoula

A play on the phrase "Fuck Missoula." Used mostly on t-shirts to insult the hippies, yuppies, and yippies from the city of Missoula Montana. Mostly used by the students of Montana State University towards the students the University of Montana.
"The t-shirt place won't make a shirt that says fuck on it. What should we do?"

"Put 'Muck Fissoula' on it."
by g-man January 18, 2005
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