mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.

I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.

by Insignificance October 7, 2009

mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 27, 2021

mommy spank

Just like a bitch slap, but not as harsh

Hey girlfriend…you look at my boy toy and you get mommy spanked.

by Catchris2 May 15, 2021

Mamma_steve

They are a fan page of the it and st cast! They make amazing edits and are just lovely

"I hate mamma_stevee" *kills them*

by Obeye2+28 May 30, 2021

Mumma Shazza

Mumma Shazza is everyone’s favourite lasagna. She likes gym and carrot muffins. She prefers her daughters friends over her daughter.

i love my daughters friends more than my daughter, god i’m such a Mumma Shazza

by comet.. March 4, 2022

Mommy Shoms

a version of shoms that is absolute mommy material. everytime u see her ur pants turn white

omg its mommy shoms,why is my pp sticky all of a sudden?

by owaphikku-kun April 9, 2022

Mommy syndrome

This is a parody disease where a person gets called mommy a lot. The "disease" shows no symptoms to the carrier and the only symptom is calling the carrier withing the disease "mommy. So if you have this syndrome, it means a lot of people call you mommy.

Random guy in the distance 1: Damn mommy.
Random guy in the distance 2: Yeah mommy, you tryna hit?
Overlooker 1: Why dey keep calling ha mommy? is she dey suga momma?
Overlooker 2: Na, she just got that mommy syndrome.
Overlooker 1: Mommy syndrome?
Overlooker 2: Yea, its where people call you mommy a lot.
Overlooker 2: Awn damn. Wish i had it ngl.

by Mommymilkers2.0 June 20, 2022