mississippi mayonnaise

A term used in the south to describe cum

Bro I asked her if she wants some Mississippi mayonnaise

by Papabless69420 January 30, 2019

Mississippi Hanging

Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.

Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.

This one dude done raped a gal, so the lynch mob decided it proper to give the sumbich a Mississippi hanging.

by meowmeowNapalmMeowmeowBOOM July 2, 2009

mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.

Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?

by BamaMan22 July 30, 2017

Mississippi Snickerdoodle

When she inserts a Snickers bar all the way up her ass, sits on your face, pushes it out as if it was a poop and then you eat it.

I wanted to enjoy a Snickers bar but my girl was tryna fuck so I had her give me a good ol' Mississippi Snickerdoodle.

by Inbredded June 26, 2022

Mississippi Vaseline

Chewing tobacco saliva used as anal lubricant

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.

by ecust July 4, 2020

Mississippi CPR

When lying back to back next to someone, farting so that you discharge your fart, right into that person's anus.

She thought he was passed out drunk, so she gave him Mississippi CPR. He then fell out of bed and threw up.

by Vi0L8R_Xx April 19, 2015

mississippi mudflaps

sagging stretched out vaginal lips

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps

by gdaxon February 15, 2007