midnight mindfuck

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008

Midnight Assault

1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.

2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.

1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?

2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CM5k December 10, 2006

midnight intellectual

Anyone who makes sure that you know the date changes at 12am.

you: This has been one crazy friday.

Midnight Intellectual: It's actually Saturday!!!

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

Midnight Release

1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.

2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)

1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?

2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.

by HowlandNotTooCool January 30, 2010

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

burn that midnight oil

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?

Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

by DoctahGonzo April 25, 2016

midnight study break

Event occurring at midnight on the final day before exams at UNC Chapel Hill. Students strip and run naked inside of the Undergraduate Library. Police intervention is expected, but the participants usually escape.

"I was so tired cramming for that econ exam, but that midnight study break sure woke me up.

by Go Heels August 12, 2007