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by anonymous May 1, 2021
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mike.
Yeah, I am Mike
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Mike go yeet
by The Big Mike Special April 15, 2020
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Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.
Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!
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hey buddy toss me a mike would ya
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One of the most AMAZING friends you’ll ever have in your life. They’re kind, sweet, generous, always there for you, and you’ll be so glad you met them. They’ll always be open to talk to you once you two get to know each other- and trust me, once you’re friends you won’t want to stop talking to them. They’re always there for you.
My friend Mike is such a Mike- that’s probably why it’s their name.
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Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.
What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head
by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021
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