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Metered apathy

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A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.
I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.
by Join The Club May 15, 2010
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Meter-mackin

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The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.
Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.
by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013
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Meteorshite

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The act in which one would take a massive shite from a great height
Mate, I just took a meteorshite off a high five.
by Cunting-linguist November 22, 2019
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Meterosexual

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A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
oh ben? no hes not gay he's just Meterosexual
by benny876 October 14, 2020
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Time that you can't tell.
A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"
by LadiiP October 15, 2011
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building meter

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Frank- well thanks for inviting me but I can't make it, I'll be too busy building meter.
by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017
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chase meyers

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“Wow that kid sucha chase meyers.. DAMN”
by Blahablehebloho February 9, 2018
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