Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.
Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"
by brown mobile w116 December 08, 2006
Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
by mercedespens June 27, 2009
The assumption that the driver of a Mercedes Benz is going to appear wealthy, often surprising the onlooker when the driver is ratchet.
Will: Woah, dude, see that Mercedes?
Leon: Oh, snap! They look repugnant!
Will: Ayy, that's that Mercedes Effect
Leon: Oh, snap! They look repugnant!
Will: Ayy, that's that Mercedes Effect
by Tsai of relief March 27, 2014
fat black whore who eats cake all day. makes up stories about herself,
great bipolar disorder. is confused about her sexuality. likes girls AND guys. Big huge tits that can take down a skyscraper. gets raped alot. trys to be the emo/scene girl, has no real friends, major poser and whos house gets burned down by the KKK. because everybody hates her (:
great bipolar disorder. is confused about her sexuality. likes girls AND guys. Big huge tits that can take down a skyscraper. gets raped alot. trys to be the emo/scene girl, has no real friends, major poser and whos house gets burned down by the KKK. because everybody hates her (:
" i was hungry so i went out with a mercedes, cuz i thought she was a hersey kiss!.. i was wrong :("
by megatron fuck yooh February 14, 2009
A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
by Adrian Krynski November 11, 2003
by 745man August 11, 2007