Wet mattress

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.

Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.

by Gypsy2 July 23, 2016

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Mattress Queen

Term used to describe an individual that receives money or other tangible assets in exchange for sexual favors.

Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Secretary, Assistant,Mattress Queen

by tomsw December 28, 2007

mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009