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marshmallow test

The marshmallow test, tests a children’s willingness to delay gratification. Sort of a self administered positive feedback for delaying gratification. Children get a marshmallow, with the opportunity to get a second marshmallow if they wait 15 minutes before eating the first one.
During the Covid-19 Pandemic the marshmallow test is misaligned for most who don't think they can get it. If they delay gratification by social distance and wear a mask and wash hands and delaying certain activities where these things are not possible they don't get a extra marshmallow but they may get a few extra years of life and have a relative and friend a little longer.
by mlhiss June 10, 2020
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sloppy marshmallow

Cum dumpster + pile driver = semen meringue.

Aka sloppy marshmallow
If she doesn't show more restraint, she'll have a sloppy marshmallow in no time.
by Acad December 5, 2016
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Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better
Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.
by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015
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Marshmallow Bag

Referring to a female's 'down under'

Credit to me and SparrowQuantic for creating this term
A: So I was touching my marshmallow bag...
by R a v e l February 26, 2019
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Delaware Marshmallow

A sex act wherein immediately after ejaculating into someone's mouth, you forcefully open hand slap both sides of their face (like Belushi's "zit" in Animal House), causing the person to forcefully eject the semen... along with saliva and, if done correctly, a little blood... onto the rug.
Julie told me she'd be willing to try anything once, but apparently a Delaware Marshmallow is just a step too far.
by doctorfadd. July 1, 2021
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flying marshmallow

the act of tacking an erect cock and stabbing it into your partners eye then blowing the load into her eye.
i want you to put a flying marshmallow in me.
by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006
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dirty marshmallow

a girl takes a good amount of marshmallows and puts them in her mouth while giving you a blow job
my girlfriend gave me a dirty marshmallow and she said it tasted great.
by dam3646 October 1, 2009
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