Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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The Marathon

A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.

All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.

Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.

John: Howdya do though?

Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009
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Din-marathon

This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.
John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon
by It is a real thing February 22, 2022
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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races
Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner
by Janet Butterworth November 04, 2023
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daisy marathon

Similar to a daisy chain a daisy marathon is raising to see who can make the other cum first in a threesome.
"Don't bother challenging me in a daisy marathon ive got a good pair of lips on me."
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
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Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.
by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019
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Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.
Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.
by Sexydimma May 14, 2021
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