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marathon rizz

when you have rizz, but it takes a while to show.
boy1: bro, why didn't ask her out?
boy2: i got that marathon rizz, it'll happen just you wait
by that boy so suave April 8, 2023
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Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.
I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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marathon-hangover

The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)
I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.
by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015
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marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
by southbronxems August 6, 2007
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old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
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8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles
Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!
by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012
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marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.
My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!
by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025
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