A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science."
If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
Brian: "Bro, I might not be an alpha but I swear I'm like a sigma male bro."
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
Bryan: "What kinda Male Astrology bullshit have you been watching?"
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“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
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Cassie Howard in Euphoria can be very sex obsessed with men, especially Nate Jacobs. She has a Male validation problem.
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"Todd has been posting on his story about how all women are whores, he must have become a grigma male
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