lobster magnet 

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.

"Lobster stick to magnet!"

lobster magnet by Charlie Brown January 28, 2003

Scottish Lobster 

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

Scottish Lobster by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

Nigger Lobster 

A crayfish or crawdad.

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.

Nigger Lobster by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015

Crusty Blue Lobster 

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

Crusty Blue Lobster by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Cock Lobster 

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

Cock Lobster by Mj May 13, 2005

lobster pussy 

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

lobster pussy by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

Lobster Trap 

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

Lobster Trap by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007