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Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.
During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.
Lizard Smidgen by Zoskian May 14, 2018

Lizard Dance Time 

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"

lizard Homo 

The meaning of being a male lizard that has sex with other male lizards.
lizard Homo by mattyfresh September 7, 2007

lizard butt 

derived from 80s prison slang referring to a a nigger bitch in prison that gets fucked all day long and doesn't enjoy it, hence the ugly bitch clamping the butt hole shut so tight it resembles a lizards butt.
yo Jamal, mmm mmm that nigga otis got the tightest lizard butt a nigga ever fucked... damn i love prison, most lizard butt i ever fucked!
lizard butt by jeffin off August 26, 2008

lizard licker 

lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!
neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.

paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!

paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!
lizard licker by special_OV October 19, 2014

Lizard Lips

When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe
Hey lizard lips close your legs!