road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.

That girl is crazy as a road lizard!

by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009

Lizard-happy

That special kind of happy unique to how a lizard feels when they find that one special rock to go sunning on.

That couple is so in love that they're lizard-happy; they just cuddle all day.

by AmadeusMaxwell February 25, 2010

Lipo-Lizard

A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.

"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."

by Mr B Shamrocks November 27, 2006

lizard legs

State aquired after drinking loads of Lizard Juice in a bar, when you look up, see where you want to go, get up, find yourself angling forwards, and scurry to your destination in a staight line disregarding any objects or people in your way.

Fuck me, look at the lizard legs on that guy!

by Morgo May 11, 2006

lizard lifestyle

Someone who lives life their own way. And, it's a cool way (or, so they think).

- "I like picking up gals"
- "You got a lizard lifestyle"

- "He does what he wants, when he wants!"
- "Yeah, he lives a lizard lifestyle"

by _MLA_ March 30, 2014

Lizard Squad

A large group of virgins who think they are cool.

No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.

by barely amused July 28, 2015