Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.

I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.

by NevrKnwsBest December 20, 2017

Lint

Lint can mean something or someone is insignificant/irrelevant.

It can also mean something is shit.

“I hate your jeans, they’re so ugly”

“Becky, you’re actually such a lint to me, I don’t care about your opinion”

“Lets go to that chicken shop”
“No, it’s so lint”

by Werefriendsduhh May 4, 2020

linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy

"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"

by ryatchet April 22, 2020

lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural

Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.

by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017

Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.

Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.

by linted lima bean June 26, 2022

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004