Limp pimp

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.

Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!

by dad that has too much too drin August 9, 2017

Limp Cock

When a penis is unable to get hard

Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

by Peta Tarpon Mottin May 22, 2019

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

Limp dick

A chubby small penis🍆

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.

by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017

limp carrot

Limp dick

Your a big limp carrot! A big pussy that can't stand for nothing!

by Jaded Gypzy January 24, 2020

Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.

You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.

by StellaABC May 18, 2020

Limp as a Bizkit

(slang): to be impotent

Billy wanted to be intimate with Becky, but was, unfortunately, "Limp as a Bizkit".

by Jerrodimus Prime January 25, 2005