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Hitler's Lawnmower

The act of inserting a length of barbed wire into the rectum of another human with the aid of a PVC pipe, before aggressively removing the barbed wire as if the person is a stubborn lawnmower.
The filthy bastard hit him with Hitler's lawnmower
by Morris Lester January 30, 2025
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lawnmower greg

When a man wears shorts that expose his testacles due to their short length and bending over excessively to present the balls in a well displayed manner for the neighbors.
Damn it man, Ronnie just pulled a lawnmower greg on me. You know his left one is longer?
by Ochuitu812 April 3, 2024
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Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.
Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!
by The 4nswer October 19, 2008
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Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.
David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.
by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020
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Louisiana Lawnmower

When a man pours a can of beer into a woman's asshole, followed by putting anal beads in, She will then try to take a shit, as she does the man rips out the anal beads like he is starting a lawnmower.
Person 1: I gave my three year old a Louisiana lawnmower
Person 2: what the fuck Jim
by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025
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Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower
Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats
by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024
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