Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 1, 2023

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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

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Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

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