When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
Get the Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafnessmug. a gigantic crap
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
and when using it admiting that your crap is leaving the economical damage that only a warhead could leave and or stinking up someones house
by t-radical squared May 14, 2005
Get the duke-u-lar warheadmug. a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the cell-u-lar-tardationmug. 1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
Get the swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)lingmug. Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!
rip cliff burton
rip cliff burton
by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008
Get the F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)mug. by 123downydrom May 19, 2022
Get the wilhelm lars spånbergmug. "oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"
"Lars hands"
"Lars hands"
by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020
Get the Lars handsmug.