Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.

1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.

by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018

Landon

Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .

Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?

by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007

Landon

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.

I hate when my friend is a Landon

by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018

Landon

A nice kind gentleman that can make anyone smile. He doesn't care what girls think of him!

Landon is my best friend and is so kind

by Im cheryl blossom January 25, 2019

Landon

Landon is the most funniest guy you will ever meet he is caring,sweet,charming. He will always be there for you and never let you go. He is the most hottest guy I ever met. That’s why I am so in love with him.

Landon is my best friend

by Oof_meme March 6, 2019

Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.

"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"

by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021

Landon

Landon is an amazing guy,he is sweet,gentle,and kind but usually only to his girl,his queen,his one and only .he has lots of friend but he is very loyal,trust worthy,and handsome some will say differently but you can always depend on him.he's a good drawer,athletic,and boyfriend\husband.also he is usually very tall

JUST DON'T TICK HIM OFF BECAUSE HE DON'T PLAY ....

1*who's that boy he's so 😍😍
2*oh that's Landon he's mine so don't mess with him😘

by Ariannabrooks13 September 26, 2018